Britain:
So we have the Olympics.
Britain:
And Benedict Cumberbatch.
Britain:
And James Bond.
Britain:
And the Queen.
Britain:
And Danny Boyle.
Britain:
And Kenneth Branagh.
Britain:
And ducks and shit.
Britain:
And Women's rights.
Britain:
And free healthcare.
Britain:
And JK FUCKING ROWLING.
Britain:
And Voldemort, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan..
Britain:
And the Beatles and amazing music.
Britain:
And Rowan Atkinson.
Britain:
And THE MOTHERFUCKING TARDIS! HEAR IT?
America:
We have freedom.
Britain:
We do too.
America:
Well shit.
Britain:
*hums God save the queen, drinks boatloads of tea and strokes corgi*