We’re talking about BBC in my class right now
Professor said “BBC is often considered the gold standard in broadcasting”
The kid next to me just whispered “gold standard in fucking with my feels”
I just choked on my fucking soda omfg
why are you allowed to drink in classes?
1. I’m in college
2. I’m in America
[opens trench coat] listen kid these urls are in high demand take it or leave it
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
i am the uneven drawstring on the hoodie of life
DID YOU KNOW THAT A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL IS PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF LIKING BANDS LIKE THE RAMONES AND THE MISFITS AND BLACK FLAG AND THAT WHEN SHE MENTIONS SHE LISTENS TO THEM IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO SPEND THE NEXT HALF HOUR QUESTIONING HER ON HER FAVOURITE ALBUM, MEMBER, SONG, ETC, TO DETERMINE IF SHE ‘REALLY LISTENS TO THEM OR NOT’
FUCKING THANK YOU.