sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
peppermintdegenerate: I hate when people make fun of people who work at McDonalds/Subway/wherever, shut the fuck up, they’ve got a job, they’re doing honest work for honest pay, do you know how hard it is to get a job nowadays, leave them the fuck alone
cockringtoss: in other news an artist in wisconsin made a portrait of the former pope benedict it is made of condoms
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
bleerios: not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach When your teacher is mean but teaches really good When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
things-larry-cant: mary-poppins-needs-a-tardis: moonywormtailpadfootandprongsy: ameliaslastgoodbye: no but what if 12 is going to be the last Doctor because there are only 12 numbers on the clock and you know tick tock goes the clock even for the doctor WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
TO MY FELLOW WHOVIANS
mishasbuttt: benedictbooty: i-cant-without-wholock: Okay so I saw this post on facebook from the DW Official and I was like ‘oh, hey, nice, one month, one Doctor, very good’ BUT THEN I REALIZED ONE MONTH - ONE DOCTOR THERE ARE TWELVE MONTHS GUESS THE PLOT TWIST OF THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL fucKING NO
looz-y: boltong: i hate it when people say no homo after complimenting someone fuck that im full homo im going to lay you down on a bed of rose petals and whisper that compliment lasciviously to you
mnastynastynasty: oh my god i can’t get over this
cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes
mememaster: abbysetcetera: Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. That’s deep
kripke-is-my-king: galifreyanhistory101: kripke-is-my-king: We’re talking about BBC in my class right now Professor said “BBC is often considered the gold standard in broadcasting” The kid next to me just whispered “gold standard in fucking with my feels” I just choked on my fucking soda omfg why are you allowed to drink in classes? 1. I’m in college 2. I’m in America
thefoxxybenedict: gokuma: thefoxxybenedict: C.S. Lewis created an imaginary world J.K. Rowling created an entire culture J.R.R. Tolkien created a whole civilization and his own language Then there’s me Cheer up, you could have created 50 Shades of Grey best comment that i’ve gotten on this post yet
partybarackisinthehousetonight: [opens trench coat] listen kid these urls are in high demand take it or leave it
randomstuff134: sodamnrelatable: take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: ponyboyismyhomeboy: my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and...
mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Quotes that fit a little too well together
The Doctor: What am I supposed to do with a ringing phone?
Dean: I don't know, maybe pick up the phone and tell us that a raging psychopath was dropping by!
Sherlock: I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
Castiel: Then again 94% of all psychopaths think they're sane.
Moriarty: You're just getting that now
cryingvagina: i am the uneven drawstring on the hoodie of life
gererd: allkillernofiller: DID YOU KNOW THAT A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL IS PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF LIKING BANDS LIKE THE RAMONES AND THE MISFITS AND BLACK FLAG AND THAT WHEN SHE MENTIONS SHE LISTENS TO THEM IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO SPEND THE NEXT HALF HOUR QUESTIONING HER ON HER FAVOURITE ALBUM, MEMBER, SONG, ETC, TO DETERMINE IF SHE ‘REALLY LISTENS TO THEM OR NOT’ FUCKING THANK YOU.
TheDoctorLoves221b: ACTORS AS BABIES OR KIDS →
thosebowleggedhunters: thedoctorknows: so-smoke-em-if-you-got-em: forevertardisfan: Misha Collins Tom Hiddleston Matt Smith David Tennant Jared Padalecki John Simm Benedict Cumberbatch Billie Piper Jensen Ackles
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